thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via stay-up-lat3)

So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today

• Girl: *Rolls eyes*
• Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via stay-up-lat3)